Pretty Swell

Well...this is new for me so...i guess ill just start with something nice.


last friday we had our annual(sp?) school 'winter dance' [they call it winter dance because we can affend the whacko people who dont celebrate christmas or kwanz-ikah-chinese new year or whatever...] and i went home with garrison so ka could do my hair. were walking out of pe [garr and i have pe last hour on different sides...ANYWAY!] i say, "garr, got any home work??" "nope."

well guess what?
as SOON as we pull out of the flippin 9128347598163481273 mile long parking lot, garrison screams "OH NO I HAVE HOMEWORK!" ka and i die laughing because i just asked him this and we have to turn around and [no offense ka] im quite scared. considering the dry milk stains on the dash...

when we get to ka's house she does my hair and it looks faboulous. then mother [this woman is obsessive] brought her camera and starts taking pictures. scott then says "God, look at all the teeth."


finnally we get to zack sorrels house [where they hired a photogerpher (sp?)] where everyone is and then we take 138479857981734013718924798350917418924619857138718241657984564988956217917652989999999999999999999999999999997452657641761
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pictures.
and mom meets my boyfriend and his mom and every other 138571983751894 person there.



the dance was amazing.
after we went to the spaz cody bonds house who has TERRIBLE stress problems. he is the most paranoid person i know. its terrible.
anyways....
katy steps on my toe in her heels and cuts my toe COMPLETELY open and i bleed for 30 minutes before the dips find me a band-aid.
then...
we ding-dong-ditch this kid brandon montgomery and OMG
it was so funny!

me and my friend george we start running and faceplant into the mud. and its like 12 in the morning so all 20 of us there are like about to faint were so tired and were dieing laughing.

then george stays the night and tyler and us play dress up.
baha so funny
kbye guys


[btw-george is short for georganna-a girl!]


today tyler was playing with the stapler...and undid it to where its like...all...vertical...and he was like, "BACK BACK JESSE BACK! THIS IS MY GUN AND I WILL SHOOT YOU!" then he squeezes it and...


guess what

he had it backward and the kid stapled himself.


and my friend david [from church...]
in sunday school, were about as random as anybody you'll ever meet, i say, "the world isnt very nice." he says "unless your in clifford."


"....."
"you know...in clifford he just walks across the street and they say, 'oh clifford your such a big dog'...you know" he says
"no daivd, im not like you i dont watch clifford every morning when im eating my lucky charms."


baha it was so funny